T-Shirt – “Po-ta-toes!”
🥔 Po-ta-toes! – Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew… or wear them on your chest.
Inspired by one of the most iconic and deliciously memeable lines in Middle-earth, this T-shirt is perfect for any halfling at heart with a love for comfort food and second breakfasts. Show off your culinary priorities with a shirt that celebrates the most versatile root vegetable in the Shire.
Whether you're heading to the inn or just making dinner, this tee is bound to be a spud-tacular conversation starter.
⚠️ Warning: May cause cravings, dramatic reciting of Sam quotes, and unsolicited cooking tips.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: MiddleEarthUpdates
- Email: contact@support.meupdates.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
T-Shirt – “Po-ta-toes!” Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width |
---|---|---|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|